Hello, unknown readers! (all two of you) This blog/journal/diary/ramble/sign of the apocalypse is going to cover a variety of topics, ranging from entertainment to personal forays into life to cats.
It is being written by a kind old gent known as Eric, and was inspired by the grandest of the grand, RockAwesome, who decided to start her own blog.
I work in a theatre, with the extremely competitive minimum wage gained every 2 weeks to fuel my media obsessions. I love this abundance of what a gangster might call, "cash flow, yo", and my friends love the free movies (all two of them).
These two friends will be referred to as K-dawg and B-dawg for sake of confidentiality and cupcakes. Other guests in the blog will share similar names, but I may call a few people "Dumb McCatterfuck" for sake of accuracy.
One of things you must know about me is my frivolous use of profanity and words like frivolous. If I had one goal in mind, it would be to have more "fucks" in this blog then literal fucks in the Kama Sutra! Along with vulgarity, expect stupid, trying to hard to act bitterly humourous jokes like that one.
One more note, I am a Canadian, so whenever I'm typing inside my igloo, I'll be using COLOURFUL language, and ride my husky sled dogs to my job at the THEATRE. Any of you Americans have issues with that, back away from the computer and drown your sorrows in a Big Mac or five, eh?
Hopefully this introductory post has let you make your decision whether to red my blog or not. If you at all thought, "immature, stupid guy who thinks he's good at dry humour", then you might be right! I'm gonna act like a dick, be egotistical, and generally fuck shit up in this place, and if you can't handle it, then please leave.
I'll be posting whenever I feel like it, though I will probably average 2/3 posts a week if I'm not a lazy asshole. Anyways, hope you enjoy, and keep reading if you are radical!
E-Money
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